When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
DW gives zero fucks
This kid said something that offended a girl and my English teacher did this.
The smug look got wiped off his face and became this when the teacher encouraged us to take pictures.
had to reblog
Phil has $1,000 hidden in the house, and he’s made up a crazy mnemonic device to remember the location, which he changes every month to stay ahead of the bad guys…what bad guys?
phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
blaine anderson + loving him was red
Blaine is seriously the most adorable creature on this planet
Ellen giving out free pizza at the Oscars
Ellen The Generous
Celebrities react to John Travolta mispronouncing Idina’s name
This was one of the best moments in the entire series.